It is late and I am really tired but I cannot for the life of me fall asleep. I am having one of those moments where I wish I could take a few steps backward and handle something differently. You know, one of those foot in mouth moments?
I should have known today was going to end the way it did when I fell off a Segway today. No major injuries, just some road rash, a messed up hand and a large dose of embaressment. Yet on a positive note, falling off the Segway at 12.5 miles per hour was 1000 times more exciting than the parade I had to ride in out on Tybee Island. I think maybe there were 20 people in the parade, and maybe 25 who actually watched it. At least it wasn't freezing cold and I did discover a new type of redneck. I call them Sandy Rednecks or the southern term is Parrot Heads. This breed of human is just like a regular redneck but they prefer to live at and on beaches usually near very cheesy pastel colored resorts from the 1950's.
Anyway you ever have one of those moments when you do something that doesn't seem to be a big deal to you but it really offends someone? Even if you were joking around and you find out it annoys them on a level that you can't possibly fathom? Yeah, this is where I reign supreme. My kingdom of bad timing and offense. Population 1.
yeah I don't even know what to say or do at this point. This might turn into another one of those "great things" that could have been had Mark not been a MORON...I am starting to have quite the collection
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